some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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