She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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