last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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