i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
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The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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