Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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