My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
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I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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