Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
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Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
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Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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