If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Randomize
