is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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