Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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