His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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I need you to use more vowels.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
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Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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