Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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