On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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