i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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