awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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