The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
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Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
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it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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