office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I think I just sharted jello shots
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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