One girl and one boy is just not enough.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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