He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
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I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize