Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
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found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
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Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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