I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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