Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
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So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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