we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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