Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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