Don't you send me to vm
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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