i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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