there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Randomize