the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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