Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
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You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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