I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Randomize
