how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
