i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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