im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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