fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Randomize
