Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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