I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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