She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
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I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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