my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
is wine microwaveable?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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