apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
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all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
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Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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