Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
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I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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