I could have mohawked her pubes.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
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Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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