I'm eating all of the evidence.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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