If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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