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Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
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You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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