Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
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