There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
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I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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