i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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