What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
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Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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