I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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