thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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