Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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