awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
never play flip cup with pint glasses
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
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This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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