Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
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Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
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I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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